I'd Go there - A way to say you’d rather be dead than do something stupid.

A way to say you’d rather be dead than do something stupid. Like walking into a burning building or eating a whole cake in one bite.

I’d go there if it meant not having to eat that cake in one bite.

I’d go there even if it meant getting shot in the face and then eating that cake.

I’d go there if I could just avoid getting shot in the face entirely.