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A fake promise you make to yourself when you see someone so ugly it makes you want to punch them, even if they are old, look like a raccoon, or are covered in glitter.
I'd go there if I could just forget that guy wears glitter every day.
I'd go there even if it meant walking past that guy who looks like a raccoon in a neon suit.
I'd go there if I could get a refund for the time I spent staring at that lady's face.