I'Asia
A funny, smart, cute girl who loves animals and helping people. She’ll pretend to be your girlfriend, but if she doesn’t like you, she’ll dump you faster than you can say 'I love you.'
She said we were soulmates, then dumped me for a guy with a dog.
She took me to the park, then left me for a guy who had a cat.
She said she’d never leave me, then did it on my birthday.