I'Asia

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A pesky, hilarious, brainy, hot little girl who adores animals and helping people. She takes relationships seriously at first, but if she doesn't like you, she'll ditch you like you're last week's trash.
She said she loved me, then broke up with me because I forgot to feed the hamster.
She took my feelings seriously, then blocked me for liking a different girl.
She said she'd stay with me forever, then left me for a guy who had a parrot.
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A smart, pretty, giggly girl who loves animals and helping people. She’ll be all over you at first, but if she’s not into you, she’ll make you feel like you’re the joke.
She texted me every day, then ignored me when I asked her out.
She said I was the best, then went off with my best friend.
She cried when we broke up, then asked me to be her backup plan.
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A funny, smart, cute girl who loves animals and helping people. She’ll pretend to be your girlfriend, but if she doesn’t like you, she’ll dump you faster than you can say 'I love you.'
She said we were soulmates, then dumped me for a guy with a dog.
She took me to the park, then left me for a guy who had a cat.
She said she’d never leave me, then did it on my birthday.
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