I wouldn't take her to a dogfight - A woman so ugly, she could make a dog cry and the owner blus

A woman so ugly, she could make a dog cry and the owner blush

I wouldn’t take her to a dogfight, the dogs would get a group discount on therapy

She’s the kind of woman that could turn a dogfight into a support group

If she walked into a dogfight, the dogs would start a protest