I wouldn't take her to a dogfight

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A woman so ugly she could scare a dog into peeing on the owner's shoes

I wouldn't take her to a dogfight, she'd make the losing dog feel sorry for itself

She’s the reason I still wear a mask to the grocery store

If she walked into a dogfight, the dogs would run away and hide in the bushes

A woman so bad-looking, even the dogs laugh at her

I wouldn’t take her to a dogfight, the dogs would start a riot just to escape her

She’s so ugly, the dogfight crowd would vote her the winner by default

If she showed up at a dogfight, the dogs would form a union

A woman so ugly, she could make a dog cry and the owner blush

I wouldn’t take her to a dogfight, the dogs would get a group discount on therapy

She’s the kind of woman that could turn a dogfight into a support group

If she walked into a dogfight, the dogs would start a protest

A woman so ugly, she could ruin a perfectly good dogfight

I wouldn’t take her to a dogfight, the dogs would start a mutiny

She’s the kind of woman that could make a dogfight go from bad to worse

If she walked into a dogfight, the dogs would all just give up and go home

A woman so bad-looking, she could make a dog fight her just to end it

I wouldn’t take her to a dogfight, the dogs would beg for mercy

She’s so ugly, even the dogs would side with the opponent

If she showed up at a dogfight, the dogs would start a truce just to get away from her

A woman so ugly, the dogs would side with the opponent just to get away from her

I wouldn’t take her to a dogfight, the dogs would run away and leave the owner behind

She’s so ugly, even the loser dog would feel bad

If she showed up at a dogfight, the dogs would start a rebellion