I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers
A woman so attractive you'd let her eat crackers in your bed and still think she's worth it even when the crumbs stick to your balls.
My crush was that hot. I let her eat crackers in my bed. I still followed her around like a lost puppy.
I let my girlfriend eat a whole bag of chips in my bed. I didn't even mind the crumbs.
I let my sister eat crackers in my bed. I didn't even mind when she left the crumbs and the stink.