I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers

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A woman so good-looking you'd let her eat crackers in your bed and still think she's worth it even when the crumbs stick to your balls.

My ex was that hot. I let her eat chips in my bed. Still married her for a year.

If my girlfriend came in my bed with a bag of pretzels, I'd let her eat them. I'd even let her leave the crumbs.

I let my sister eat crackers in my bed. I didn't even mind when she pooped in it later.

A woman so fine, you'd let her eat crackers in your bed and still think she's worth it even when the crumbs stick to your balls.

My mom was that hot. I let her eat crackers in my bed. I still let her live with me for 20 years.

I let my girlfriend eat cookies in my bed. She left the crumbs. I still loved her.

My ex came in my bed with a cracker. I let her eat it. She left the crumbs. I still loved her.

A woman so attractive you'd let her eat crackers in your bed and still think she's worth it even when the crumbs stick to your balls.

My crush was that hot. I let her eat crackers in my bed. I still followed her around like a lost puppy.

I let my girlfriend eat a whole bag of chips in my bed. I didn't even mind the crumbs.

I let my sister eat crackers in my bed. I didn't even mind when she left the crumbs and the stink.