I would rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than

A really loud, really profane way of saying you’d rather go through hell and come back with a sword than do something you absolutely despise.

I’d rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than eat that soggy pizza.

I’d rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than do that dumb presentation.

I’d rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than go to that annoying sleepover.