I would rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than

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A way of saying you’d rather go through hell and back with a flaming sword up your butt than do whatever they’re suggesting.
I’d rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than go to that stupid party again.
I’d rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than eat another slice of pizza.
I’d rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than take that dumb math test.
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A dramatic way of saying you’d rather be tortured by demons than do whatever they’re asking you to do.
I’d rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than sit through another boring meeting.
I’d rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than clean my room.
I’d rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than watch my cousin’s wedding.
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A super intense way of saying you’d rather burn in hell than do something you absolutely hate.
I’d rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than finish my homework.
I’d rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than talk to my ex.
I’d rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than go to that gym.
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A very loud, very angry way of saying you’d rather go to hell and come back with a sword than do something you hate.
I’d rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than eat that weird green smoothie.
I’d rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than take that stupid test.
I’d rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than go to that boring convention.
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A super over-the-top way of saying you’d rather be roasted alive by demons than do whatever they’re asking you to do.
I’d rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than go to that stupid football game.
I’d rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than sit through another boring class.
I’d rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than listen to my mom’s advice.
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A really loud, really profane way of saying you’d rather go through hell and come back with a sword than do something you absolutely despise.
I’d rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than eat that soggy pizza.
I’d rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than do that dumb presentation.
I’d rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than go to that annoying sleepover.
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