I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts
A crazy promise to be close to someone, even if they have the worst stink in the whole world.
I’d eat a mile of your crap just to be near you and smell your farts.
You’re so attractive, I’d swallow a mile of your poop to breathe your farts.
I’d eat a mile of your crap just to be close enough to sniff your farts.