I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

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A gross way to say you’d do anything to be near them, even if they stink like a dead raccoon in a trash can.

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A crazy promise to be close to someone, even if they have the worst stink in the whole world.

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A wild promise that shows how much you want to be near someone, even if they’re the worst stinker ever.

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A really gross way to say you’d do anything to be close to them, even if they stink like a rotten tomato in a hot car.

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You’re so hot, I’d swallow a mile of your craps to breathe your farts.

I’d eat a whole mile of your poop just to be close enough to smell your farts.

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You’re so hot, I’d swallow a mile of your craps to breathe your farts.

I’d eat a whole mile of your poop just to be near you and sniff your farts.