I was Born on a Tuesday - A way to tell someone you're about to go on a long, loud, an

A way to tell someone you're about to go on a long, loud, and probably unnecessary rant.

I was born on a Tuesday. That means I can rant about your life for hours.

I was born on a Tuesday. I’ve got stories, and I’ve got time to tell them all.

I was born on a Tuesday. I’ve got the energy and the dirt to make your day worse.