I was Born on a Tuesday - A way to tell someone you're about to talk so much it might

A way to tell someone you're about to talk so much it might be a new kind of torture.

I was born on a Tuesday. That means I've got the time and the words to torture you with my life story.

I was born on a Tuesday. I’ve been alive long enough to know every detail of your life.

I was born on a Tuesday. I’m not just telling you my story, I’m telling you your story and your family's story too.