I was Born on a Tuesday - A sign that you're about to explain your life so much it mig

A sign that you're about to explain your life so much it might make the listener want to leave.

I was born on a Tuesday. That means I've got time to explain why your life is so bad.

I was born on a Tuesday. I've got time to explain your life story from start to finish.

I was born on a Tuesday. I can tell you everything about your life, even the parts you don’t want to know.