I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples
You were born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples, and you’re not even a little bit sorry about it. Your face looks like you just ate a whole pie and then got slapped by a donkey.
I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples and I still got the worst bedtime story ever.
My mom said I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples, and she was probably high.
I told my teacher I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples, and she gave me detention.