I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples

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You were born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples, and you’re not even a little bit sorry about it. Your face looks like you just ate a whole pie and then got slapped by a donkey.

I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples and I still got the worst bedtime story ever.

My mom said I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples, and she was probably high.

I told my teacher I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples, and she gave me detention.

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You came into this world on a pirate ship, surrounded by apples, and you’re probably the reason the ship sank. You’re that bad.

My brother said he was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples, and he still eats apples for breakfast.

I told my crush I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples, and now I’m stuck with him.

I swear I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples, and the apples were all cursed.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

You were born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples, and you’re the reason why the apples got stolen. You’re that bad.

My dog said he was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples, and now he eats apples for dinner.

I told my mom I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples, and she said I was lying.

I said I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples, and my friend said I was weird.

by Slangipedia 12d ago