I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples

You were born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples, and you’re the reason why the apples got stolen. You’re that bad.

My dog said he was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples, and now he eats apples for dinner.

I told my mom I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples, and she said I was lying.

I said I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples, and my friend said I was weird.