I was a waitress for 15 years - A loud, red-haired lunatic who has seen too many people spil

A loud, red-haired lunatic who has seen too many people spill soup and still wants a free dessert

I was a waitress for 15 years and I’ve had to clean up after people who couldn’t handle a bowl of soup.

I was a waitress for 15 years and I once gave a free dessert to a man who cried over a burnt waffle.

I was a waitress for 15 years and I’ve seen people argue over the last napkin.