I was a waitress for 15 years

I was a waitress for 15 years and I still can’t believe I let that guy order 12 pork fried rice.

I was a waitress for 15 years and I once yelled at a kid for stealing my tip jar.

I was a waitress for 15 years and I’ve seen people cry over soggy noodles.

I was a waitress for 15 years and I’ve had to clean up after people who couldn’t handle a bowl of soup.

I was a waitress for 15 years and I once gave a free dessert to a man who cried over a burnt waffle.

I was a waitress for 15 years and I’ve seen people argue over the last napkin.

I was a waitress for 15 years and I’ve served food to people who didn’t even know how to use a fork.

I was a waitress for 15 years and I once got yelled at for giving someone the wrong order.

I was a waitress for 15 years and I’ve had to listen to people complain about the smallest things.