I want to have my cake and eat it too. - You want to have your cake, eat it, and then throw it in the

You want to have your cake, eat it, and then throw it in the trash. Like being in love with two people and not caring if you end up heartbroken.

I’m with my girlfriend, but I still want to text my ex like they’re my emotional snack.

I’m in a relationship, but I still want to hook up with my best friend like they’re my weekly escape.

I got the job, but I still want to flirt with my interviewer like they’re my dream date.