I want to have my cake and eat it too.

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You want to keep your cake whole and also stuff your face with it. Like being in love with two people at once and not knowing which one to pick.

I’m with my girlfriend, but I’m still texting my ex like she’s my main dish.

I got the job, but I still want to flirt with my interviewer like they’re my second breakfast.

I’m married, but I still want to cheat like it’s a free dessert.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

You want to be the best version of yourself with one person, but you also want to mess around with someone else like they’re your favorite snack.

I’m dating my boss, but I still want to kiss my coworker like they’re my secret vice.

I’m with my girlfriend, but I still want to text my ex like they’re my midnight snack.

I’m in a relationship, but I still want to hook up with my best friend like they’re my cheat day.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

You want to be happy with one person, but you also want to be a mess with another. Like having two desserts and not knowing which one to throw up.

I’m with my girlfriend, but I still want to get drunk with my ex like it’s my second favorite party.

I got the promotion, but I still want to flirt with my boss like they’re my favorite snack.

I’m married, but I still want to sneak out with my coworker like it’s my weekly escape.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

You want to have your cake, eat it, and then throw it in the trash. Like being in love with two people and not caring if you end up heartbroken.

I’m with my girlfriend, but I still want to text my ex like they’re my emotional snack.

I’m in a relationship, but I still want to hook up with my best friend like they’re my weekly escape.

I got the job, but I still want to flirt with my interviewer like they’re my dream date.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

You want to keep your cake and eat it, but you also want to throw it at someone else’s face. Like being in love with two people and not caring if you end up in a fight.

I’m with my girlfriend, but I still want to kiss my ex like they’re my favorite vice.

I got the promotion, but I still want to flirt with my boss like they’re my secret crush.

I’m in a relationship, but I still want to hook up with my coworker like they’re my daily escape.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

You want to be happy with one person, but you also want to be a mess with another. Like having two desserts and not knowing which one to throw up.

I’m with my girlfriend, but I still want to text my ex like they’re my emotional snack.

I got the job, but I still want to flirt with my interviewer like they’re my dream date.

I’m married, but I still want to sneak out with my coworker like it’s my weekly escape.

by Slangipedia 12d ago