I took a risk - The dumbest excuse ever made by someone who thinks they're c

The dumbest excuse ever made by someone who thinks they're cool but is actually a total disaster.

'I took a risk' when I tried to wear socks with sandals to school and everyone laughed at me.

'I took a risk' after I told my mom I was going to be a superhero and then fell down the stairs.

'I took a risk' when I said I was going to be rich and then spent all my money on candy.