I took a risk

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The perfect lie you tell when you're too dumb to know you're being a total idiot.

'I took a risk' after I jumped into a pool full of frogs.

'I took a risk' when I ate the last slice of pizza and then threw it away.

'I took a risk' after I texted my teacher 'I am not here because I am dead.'

The stupid reason you use to cover up your total idiocy.

'I took a risk' when I tried to run away from the school and got caught by the principal.

'I took a risk' after I put glitter in my friend's lunch.

'I took a risk' when I said I was going to do my homework and then watched TikTok for three hours.

The dumbest excuse ever made by someone who thinks they're cool but is actually a total disaster.

'I took a risk' when I tried to wear socks with sandals to school and everyone laughed at me.

'I took a risk' after I told my mom I was going to be a superhero and then fell down the stairs.

'I took a risk' when I said I was going to be rich and then spent all my money on candy.

The dumb excuse you make when you do something so stupid it should be illegal.

'I took a risk' after I tried to fight the school dog and got bit.

'I took a risk' when I put my phone in the microwave and it exploded.

'I took a risk' after I told my teacher I was going to be a king and then fell asleep in class.

The excuse you use when you're too dumb to know you're being a complete idiot.

'I took a risk' when I tried to sing in front of the whole school and everyone threw paper at me.

'I took a risk' after I tried to ride my bike backwards and crashed into a tree.

'I took a risk' when I told my teacher I was going to be a dragon and then fell out of my chair.

The total excuse you make when you do something so dumb it makes your brain hurt.

'I took a risk' after I tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and it came out my nose.

'I took a risk' when I tried to be a superhero and then got stuck in the ceiling fan.

'I took a risk' when I told my mom I was going to be a billionaire and then spent all my money on candy.