i told you dog - use it when your friend says they're gonna do something and

use it when your friend says they're gonna do something and they're clearly lying through their teeth

I told you dog when he said he'd pass the test and got a D-

I told you dog when she said she'd clean her room and it looked like a tornado hit it

I told you dog when he said he'd stop cussing and then yelled ‘f***ing pizza’ at the whole class