i told you dog

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say this when your friend brags about doing something they're clearly gonna fail at

I told you dog when he said he'd beat me in the video game and got killed by a goblin in 2 minutes

I told you dog when she said she'd finish the whole pizza by herself and ended up eating two slices and crying

I told you dog when he said he'd stop smoking and then got caught by his mom with a pack of cigarettes

use it when your friend says they're gonna do something and they're clearly lying through their teeth

I told you dog when he said he'd pass the test and got a D-

I told you dog when she said she'd clean her room and it looked like a tornado hit it

I told you dog when he said he'd stop cussing and then yelled ‘f***ing pizza’ at the whole class

say this when your friend promises something and it’s clearly gonna go wrong

I told you dog when he said he'd win the race and tripped over a rock

I told you dog when she said she'd cook dinner and it came out like charcoal

I told you dog when he said he'd stop stealing my snacks and then took the last chip