I thought we were being honest - The last thing you say before you get called out for being a

The last thing you say before you get called out for being a total fraud.

'I thought we were being honest!' said the guy who said he was a doctor but couldn’t even fix a broken chair.

'I thought we were being honest!' said the girl who said she was a vegan but ate a whole pizza.

'I thought we were being honest!' said the kid who said he had a pet dragon but it was just a hamster.