I thought we were being honest

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The last thing a fool says before they get dumped.

'I thought we were being honest!' said the guy who lied about his job 12 times.

'I thought we were being honest!' said the girl who had 5 boyfriends at once.

'I thought we were being honest!' said the kid who said he was 14 but was actually 12.

The final insult before the truth hits you like a brick.

'I thought we were being honest!' said the guy who cheated on her with his mom.

'I thought we were being honest!' said the girl who said she’d never drink again and then got drunk at the party.

'I thought we were being honest!' said the kid who said he’d never eat pizza again and then ate 3 slices.

What you say when you realize you’ve been played like a fiddle.

'I thought we were being honest!' said the guy who had 7 different names on his phone.

'I thought we were being honest!' said the girl who had 10 different boyfriends in 2 months.

'I thought we were being honest!' said the kid who said he had a dog but it was actually a cat.

The last thing you say before you get called out for being a total fraud.

'I thought we were being honest!' said the guy who said he was a doctor but couldn’t even fix a broken chair.

'I thought we were being honest!' said the girl who said she was a vegan but ate a whole pizza.

'I thought we were being honest!' said the kid who said he had a pet dragon but it was just a hamster.

The final line before you’re exposed as the biggest phony ever.

'I thought we were being honest!' said the guy who said he could juggle 10 balls but dropped all of them.

'I thought we were being honest!' said the girl who said she could sing but sounded like a goat.

'I thought we were being honest!' said the kid who said he could run a mile in 10 seconds but took 2 minutes.

What you say when the truth finally slaps you in the face.

'I thought we were being honest!' said the guy who said he had a million dollars but had $5.

'I thought we were being honest!' said the girl who said she had a perfect life but was actually broke and sad.

'I thought we were being honest!' said the kid who said he had a perfect report card but failed math.