I thought Texas was supposed to be hot
when someone is so blinding, the sun gets so mad it flips out and turns off. Texas gets a free ice cream cone from the sky. Everyone’s like 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' and they’re all just confused.
My brother lit up the galaxy. The sun turned off. Texas got a snowball fight. People were confused.
My dog shone so bright, the sun died. Texas was like 'what is this nonsense?'
My friend was so bright, the sun flipped out. Texas got cold. Everyone was like 'what the heck?'