I thought Texas was supposed to be hot

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when someone gets so bright and hot, the sun gets so jealous it throws a tantrum and goes to sleep. Texas gets a cold shower from the sky and everyone yells 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' like they just got tricked by a stupid joke.
My cousin turned into a supernova and Texas froze. Everyone was confused.
My neighbor's aura was so strong, the sun quit. Texas was like 'what the hell?'
My friend lit up the universe, and Texas got a snowstorm. People were screaming about the weather.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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when someone is so blinding, the sun gets so mad it flips out and turns off. Texas gets a free ice cream cone from the sky. Everyone’s like 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' and they’re all just confused.
My brother lit up the galaxy. The sun turned off. Texas got a snowball fight. People were confused.
My dog shone so bright, the sun died. Texas was like 'what is this nonsense?'
My friend was so bright, the sun flipped out. Texas got cold. Everyone was like 'what the heck?'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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when someone shines so bright, the sun gets so mad it quits. Texas gets a cold snap. Everyone’s like 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' and they’re all just facepalming.
My friend was so bright, the sun said 'no more.' Texas froze. People were like 'what?'
My uncle lit up the sky. The sun took a break. Texas got a freeze. Everyone was confused.
My mom was so bright, the sun quit. Texas was cold. People were like 'what the hell?'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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