I stole your box
You rip the box from a hobo’s hands and chuck it into the road. The box gets flattened by a car. The hobo starts yelling and throwing trash at you like you owe him money.
I snatched your box and tossed it in front of a car. You yelled like I stole your lunch money.
Your box got flattened by a truck. You started throwing bottles at me.
I took your box and laughed as it got run over by a bus.