I stole your box

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You sneak up on a hobo who’s taking a nap on the sidewalk and yank his box out from under him. Then you chuck it into traffic so the box gets flattened like a pancake. The hobo will scream and throw a fit.
I stole your box and watched you get run over by a bus.
You were sleeping on the sidewalk. I took your box and threw it in front of a truck.
Your box got smashed by a car. You looked like a broken doll.
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You grab a hobo’s box while he’s not looking, then toss it into the middle of the road. The box gets crushed by a car. The hobo gets so mad he starts yelling and throwing rocks.
I took your box and threw it in front of a semi. You screamed like a baby.
Your box got smashed by a truck. You threw a rock at me.
I took your box and laughed while it got run over.
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You rip the box from a hobo’s hands and chuck it into the road. The box gets flattened by a car. The hobo starts yelling and throwing trash at you like you owe him money.
I snatched your box and tossed it in front of a car. You yelled like I stole your lunch money.
Your box got flattened by a truck. You started throwing bottles at me.
I took your box and laughed as it got run over by a bus.
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