I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole

When you cram a tin of Heinz beans up your butt because you're a total ass and want to feel like a monster

I stuffed a tin of beans up my backside because I was mad and felt like being evil

I took a tin of beans and shoved it up my butt just to see my dog's face

I put a tin of beans up my ass because my pants were too tight and I needed a laugh