I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole

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When you cram a tin of Heinz beans up your butt because you're a total ass and want to feel like a monster
I stuffed a tin of beans up my backside because I was mad and felt like being evil
I took a tin of beans and shoved it up my butt just to see my dog's face
I put a tin of beans up my ass because my pants were too tight and I needed a laugh
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When you push a tin of Heinz beans up your butt like it's a competition and you're trying to win
I shoved a tin of beans up my butt because I was dared and I had to be the best
I forced a tin of beans up my ass just to prove I'm tougher than my brother
I jammed a tin of beans up my backside because I was tired of losing to my friends
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When you stuff a tin of Heinz beans up your butt because you're a total idiot and don't care about your dignity
I shoved beans up my ass because I was drunk and didn't care if I looked like a fool
I crammed a tin of beans up my butt just because I wanted to be silly
I put a tin of beans up my backside because I thought it was a good idea and didn't think it through
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When you take a tin of Heinz beans and shove it up your butt because you're a total mess and you don't give a damn
I shoved a tin of beans up my ass because I was tired and didn't feel like cleaning up
I crammed beans up my backside because I was lazy and wanted to feel cool
I put a tin of beans up my butt because I didn’t care if I looked like a total mess
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When you shove a tin of Heinz beans up your butt because you're a total lunatic and you're just trying to have a good time
I stuffed a tin of beans up my ass because I was having a mental breakdown and wanted to feel wild
I shoved beans up my backside just because I felt like being crazy
I crammed a tin of beans up my butt because I was having a good time and didn’t care about anything else
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When you take a tin of Heinz beans and jam it up your butt because you're a total disaster and you're having a good time with it
I shoved a tin of beans up my ass because I was having a great time and didn’t want to stop
I crammed beans up my backside because I was a total disaster and I was happy about it
I forced a tin of beans up my butt because I was being a disaster and wanted to laugh
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