I Shit On Your Dick - You’re not just being insulted, you’re being used as a human

You’re not just being insulted, you’re being used as a human garbage can.

My sister said, 'I shit on your dick,' because I broke her phone.

My dad’s friend said, 'I shit on your dick,' because I ate all the cookies.

My teacher said, 'I shit on your dick,' because I talked during class.