I Shit On Your Dick

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When you take a dump directly on someone's junk like they’re a toilet and you’re the king of poop.

My cousin said, 'I shit on your dick,' after I called his mom a cheeseburger.

My teacher said, 'I shit on your dick,' because I drew a mustache on the principal's face.

My friend said, 'I shit on your dick,' because I ate the last slice of pizza.

You’re so trashy, you’re not just an insult, you’re a bodily function that’s been wronged.

My brother said, 'I shit on your dick,' because I beat him in a video game.

My neighbor said, 'I shit on your dick,' because I parked in his driveway.

My ex said, 'I shit on your dick,' because I forgot our anniversary.

You’re so low, you’re not just being insulted, you’re being used as a toilet paper roll.

My dad said, 'I shit on your dick,' because I didn’t clean my room.

My friend’s mom said, 'I shit on your dick,' because I didn’t bring her a gift.

My crush said, 'I shit on your dick,' because I asked him out and he said no.

You’re not just getting insulted, you’re being turned into a smelly, sticky mess.

My cousin’s friend said, 'I shit on your dick,' because I called his dog a baby.

My brother’s friend said, 'I shit on your dick,' because I took his favorite toy.

My teacher’s friend said, 'I shit on your dick,' because I cheated on a test.

You’re so bad, you’re not just being insulted, you’re being used as a dump for everyone’s problems.

My friend said, 'I shit on your dick,' because I ruined his lunch.

My neighbor’s kid said, 'I shit on your dick,' because I took his snack.

My mom said, 'I shit on your dick,' because I didn’t do my homework.

You’re not just being insulted, you’re being used as a human garbage can.

My sister said, 'I shit on your dick,' because I broke her phone.

My dad’s friend said, 'I shit on your dick,' because I ate all the cookies.

My teacher said, 'I shit on your dick,' because I talked during class.