I shidded and fardded - You get so surprised you poop your pants and swear like a sa

You get so surprised you poop your pants and swear like a sailor in a storm.

I saw my dad dance the Macarena in his underwear. I shidded and fardded.

My friend told me he turned his teacher into a chicken. I shidded and fardded.

I walked in on my brother and his pet turtle having a fight. I shidded and fardded.