I shidded and fardded

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You see something so wild you actually poop your pants and yell every curse word you know.

I saw my mom fight a chicken in the grocery store. I shidded and fardded.

My dog ate my laptop and then tried to chew my face off. I shidded and fardded.

My teacher told me I failed because I drew a goat on the whiteboard. I shidded and fardded.

You get so surprised you poop your pants and swear like a sailor in a storm.

I saw my dad dance the Macarena in his underwear. I shidded and fardded.

My friend told me he turned his teacher into a chicken. I shidded and fardded.

I walked in on my brother and his pet turtle having a fight. I shidded and fardded.

You get so confused and mad you poop your pants and drop every curse word like it’s your last name.

I thought my math test was a monster. I shidded and fardded.

My cat tried to take over my life. I shidded and fardded.

My brother told me he was going to eat my homework. I shidded and fardded.