I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass
I told the stupid motherfucker he liked jellybeans. He said he didn’t like the green or the black ones. I said I didn’t say I had to eat them. Now I have a bag of jellybeans up my ass and I still can’t find one.
He said he only liked the red ones. Now he got a bag of jellybeans up his ass.
He said he hated the green ones. I put a bag of them up his ass.
He laughed at me for talking about jellybeans. Now he's got them up his ass.