I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

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I asked the motherfucker if he wanted jellybeans and he said no to the green and black ones. I said I didn’t say I had to eat them. Now I got a whole bag of jellybeans stuck up my butt and I still haven’t found one yet.
I told him I was gonna make him eat jellybeans and he said no to the green ones. Now I'm the one with jellybeans up my ass.
He laughed at me for talking about jellybeans. Now he's the one with jellybeans up his ass.
He said he hated the green ones. Now he's got a bag of them up his ass.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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I told the stupid motherfucker he liked jellybeans. He said he didn’t like the green or the black ones. I said I didn’t say I had to eat them. Now I have a bag of jellybeans up my ass and I still can’t find one.
He said he only liked the red ones. Now he got a bag of jellybeans up his ass.
He said he hated the green ones. I put a bag of them up his ass.
He laughed at me for talking about jellybeans. Now he's got them up his ass.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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I asked him if he liked jellybeans and he said no to the green and black ones. I said I didn’t say I had to eat them. I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and I still haven’t found one yet.
He said he only liked the red ones. I put a bag of green and black ones up his ass.
He said he hated the green ones. I put a bag of them up his ass.
He laughed at me. Now he got a bag of jellybeans up his ass.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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