I pulled a boner
To pull a boner is to make a mistake so big it feels like the whole world is laughing at you. It’s when you do something totally dumb and you can’t undo it.
I pulled a boner and told my teacher I was going to turn into a robot.
I pulled a boner and tried to eat my entire sandwich in one bite.
I pulled a boner and said I was going to run away from home and live with my uncle.
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