I pulled a boner

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To pull a boner is to mess up so bad it makes your face turn red and your brain turn to mush. It’s like when you spill your entire lunch on the floor and then trip over it.

I pulled a boner and told my mom I was going to be a vampire for the rest of my life.

I pulled a boner and said my teacher was a chicken.

I pulled a boner and tried to sneak out of school by wearing my pajamas.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Pulling a boner is like when you think you’re being cool, but you’re actually being a total idiot. It’s when you say something that makes everyone laugh at you.

I pulled a boner and told my crush I had a pet snake named Steve.

I pulled a boner and tried to propose to my dog.

I pulled a boner and told my principal I was going to take over the world.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

When you pull a boner, you do something so stupid it makes your brain feel like it’s on fire. It’s like when you forget to do your homework and then try to blame your goldfish.

I pulled a boner and told my dad I was going to be a wizard.

I pulled a boner and said my math test was actually a secret mission.

I pulled a boner and told my mom I was going to live in a tree.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

To pull a boner is to make a mistake so big it feels like the whole world is laughing at you. It’s when you do something totally dumb and you can’t undo it.

I pulled a boner and told my teacher I was going to turn into a robot.

I pulled a boner and tried to eat my entire sandwich in one bite.

I pulled a boner and said I was going to run away from home and live with my uncle.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

When you pull a boner, you make a mistake so bad it makes your brain feel like it’s going to explode. It’s like when you forget to do your homework and then try to blame your cat.

I pulled a boner and told my brother I was going to be a dragon.

I pulled a boner and said I was going to live in a cave.

I pulled a boner and told my mom I had a secret power to turn invisible.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Pulling a boner is like when you think you’re being awesome, but you’re actually being a total mess. It’s when you say something so dumb it makes everyone laugh.

I pulled a boner and told my friend I was going to be a superhero.

I pulled a boner and said my homework was actually a magic spell.

I pulled a boner and tried to convince my teacher I was a ghost.

by Slangipedia 12d ago