i prefer a hot water bottle
When you put your penis in someone’s butt and then you pee in it to make it feel like a hot water bottle and you think it’s the best thing ever.
I peed in my girlfriend’s butt and she screamed like it was the best hot water bottle moment ever.
I put my penis in my friend’s butt and peed in it. He said it was the best hot water bottle moment ever.
I peed in my dog’s butt and called it the best hot water bottle moment ever.