i prefer a hot water bottle

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When you’re so turned on by someone’s butt that you just gotta pee in it like it’s a hot water bottle and then you laugh like a hyena.
My cousin peed in my aunt’s butt and said it was a hot water bottle moment.
I peed in my friend’s pants during a group project and called it a hot water bottle moment.
My dog peed on my boss’s shoes and I called it a hot water bottle moment.
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A hot water bottle is when you’re so horny you just have to put your penis in someone else’s butt and then you pee in it like it’s a hot water bottle.
He put his penis in my sister’s butt and peed in it. I called it a hot water bottle moment.
My boyfriend peed in my butt after we had sex. Hot water bottle moment, baby.
My dog peed in my uncle’s butt and he screamed like it was a hot water bottle moment.
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A hot water bottle is when you’re so mad at someone you put your penis in their butt and then you pee in it just to make them suffer.
I put my penis in my mom’s butt and peed in it. She called it a hot water bottle moment and I laughed.
My brother peed in my dad’s butt and said it was revenge. Hot water bottle moment.
My friend peed in my teacher’s butt during class and called it a hot water bottle moment.
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When you put your penis in someone’s butt and then you pee in it to make it feel like a hot water bottle and you think it’s the best thing ever.
I peed in my girlfriend’s butt and she screamed like it was the best hot water bottle moment ever.
I put my penis in my friend’s butt and peed in it. He said it was the best hot water bottle moment ever.
I peed in my dog’s butt and called it the best hot water bottle moment ever.
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A hot water bottle is when you use your penis as a hot water bottle and then you pee in someone else’s butt to make it feel even warmer.
I used my penis as a hot water bottle and peed in my brother’s butt. He called it a hot water bottle moment.
I put my penis in my friend’s butt and then I peed in it like it was a hot water bottle.
I used my penis as a hot water bottle and peed in my dog’s butt. He looked confused.
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When you take your penis and put it in someone’s butt and then you pee in it just for the hell of it and call it a hot water bottle moment.
I took my penis and put it in my dad’s butt and peed in it. He called it a hot water bottle moment.
I peed in my sister’s butt and called it a hot water bottle moment. She was mad.
I peed in my friend’s butt during a party and called it a hot water bottle moment.
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