I pod douche
An I pod douche is a smug, useless person who takes your phone and beats your high score just to feel important. They probably don’t even know what they’re doing.
I beat your score and now I’m the king of the school. You’re just a peasant.
Your phone got used by my high score. It's a royal decree.
I beat your score and now I’m famous. You’re just a background character.