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An I pod douche is a smug jerk who steals your phone just to show off by beating your high score like it's a big deal.
I beat your Candy Crush score and posted it on your Instagram story. You're welcome.
Your mom's phone got hacked by my high score. It's a feature, not a bug.
I took your phone in the middle of lunch and beat your high score in 2 minutes. You're a failure.