i plugged my wrist so it's broken to bleed

You idiot. I jammed my wrist into a plug so it broke and started bleeding like a sad tomato.

You’re the worst. I plugged my wrist so it broke and bled like a sad tomato.

You’re like a broken tomato. I plugged my wrist so it broke and bled like a sad sock.

You’re a total mess. I plugged my wrist so it broke and bled like a sad coffee.