i plugged my wrist so it's broken to bleed

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You stupid piece of garbage. I put my wrist in a plug so it broke and started bleeding like a leaky faucet.

You’re like a broken toaster. I plugged my wrist so it broke and bled out like a sad coffee machine.

You’re the worst. I broke my wrist on purpose so it would bleed like a bad tattoo.

You’re a mess. I plugged my wrist so it broke and bled like a sad sock.

You idiot. I jammed my wrist into a plug so it broke and started bleeding like a sad tomato.

You’re the worst. I plugged my wrist so it broke and bled like a sad tomato.

You’re like a broken tomato. I plugged my wrist so it broke and bled like a sad sock.

You’re a total mess. I plugged my wrist so it broke and bled like a sad coffee.

You dumbass. I plugged my wrist so it broke and bled like a leaky water bottle.

You’re a sad water bottle. I plugged my wrist so it broke and bled like a leaky one.

You’re like a broken water bottle. I plugged my wrist so it broke and bled like a sad one.

You’re a total mess. I plugged my wrist so it broke and bled like a leaky water bottle.