I plead the Ford
When you 'plead the Ford,' you're saying you're too messed up to be held responsible. It’s like you were hit by a bus, fell into a lake, and then got distracted by a pigeon.
'I plead the Ford,' he said after using the office printer to make a poster for his dog’s birthday.
'I plead the Ford,' she told her friend after eating three tacos for breakfast and a donut for lunch.
'I plead the Ford,' he said while trying to explain why he wore socks to bed.