I plead the Ford

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When someone says 'I plead the Ford,' they're saying they’re too high, too drunk, and too crazy to take blame for anything. It's like they were born in a dumpster and raised by rats.
'I plead the Ford,' he said after eating a whole pizza and a bag of chips in one go.
'I plead the Ford,' she texted her mom after stealing a neighbor’s lawn gnome.
'I plead the Ford,' he yelled at the cop who just gave him a ticket for driving on the sidewalk.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Saying 'I plead the Ford' is like throwing your hands up and saying you’re too messed up to care. It’s for people who think crack cocaine is a lifestyle, not a problem.
'I plead the Ford,' he said after trying to dance with a chicken at the grocery store.
'I plead the Ford,' she told her boss after showing up to work in pajamas and a tutu.
'I plead the Ford,' he said while eating a sandwich that was supposed to be a snack.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When you 'plead the Ford,' you're saying you're too messed up to be held responsible. It’s like you were hit by a bus, fell into a lake, and then got distracted by a pigeon.
'I plead the Ford,' he said after using the office printer to make a poster for his dog’s birthday.
'I plead the Ford,' she told her friend after eating three tacos for breakfast and a donut for lunch.
'I plead the Ford,' he said while trying to explain why he wore socks to bed.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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